February 2012
87daysbefore:
lagio:scruffyjedi:
The academy will honor Oprah Winfrey for talking to celebrities every day but won’t give Harry Potter one Oscar for the 10 years of hard work and dedication they put in to change the cinematic world forever. FINE!
Cause that’s all that Oprah did, right. RIGHT?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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21
Can’t believe I’m 21 today! I still feel like I’m 17. I feel so adult!! Going out drinking (legally) tonight!!
Cassandra Clare: so my husband is re-reading City... →
cassandraclare:
Him: I am starting to get what the Jace/Alec shippers are on about.
Me: Well, Alec likes Jace. That’s canonical.
Him: No. It’s the weapons room.
Me: The what?
Him: The weapons room.
Me: What about it?
Him: Whenever Alec and Jace have to be offstage, they’re always “in the weapons room.”…
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My roommate needs to chill the fuck out.
What don’t you understand? I can only do my laundry on Sunday because I work Thursday, Friday, and Saturday night 6pm-4am and have class Monday-Thursday all day.
You don’t work.
You only go to class Monday-Thursday.
You have Thursday night and all day and night Friday and Saturday.
Do your laundry some other mother fucking day and don’t yell at me when I tell you not to...
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Okay roommate, let's get one thing straight...
If I put MY clothes in the washer at 5:30am, when I get home from work, and ALWAYS put them in the washer between 11am and noon, because I got to sleep, there is no need for YOU to move MY laundry to the dryer so you can wash YOUR sheets. Do them, I don’t know, any other time, on any other day because I always do my laundry on Sunday without fail. Don’t touch my shit. I don’t...
Things I Believe In:
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Rose Tyler
Sherlock Holmes